
I love my iPod … who doesn’t? Currently, it’s filled with a hodgepodge of festive holiday songs. I have rather eclectic taste … so when people in my department wanted to pilfer tunes from my collection … I warned them ahead of time. They are still reeling from hearing “A Very Spice Girls Xmas.”
Despite the fact that it’s busy as all ho-ho-heck around here, I still managed to find time to surf the Net for more holiday music to add to my burgeoning collection.
The Vienna Boys Choir has a holiday box set out. It’s called Christmas with the Vienna Boys Choir. That warms the cockles of my heart since I once tried out for the group. I dropped out, though, before the second callback … have you seen those kids? They look like Children of the Corn.
Sarah McLachlan has just released a new holiday CD. I interviewed Sarah once and I professed my undying love to her. Her Xmas gift to me was canceling the restraining order. I was going to buy Sarah’s new album Wintersong for my officemate, Tiffany, for Xmas … but thought better of it … because I spotted:
Twisted Christmas by Twisted Sister! I thought they were dead … or at least their careers were! So when I spotted their new CD, I purchased it immediately. It was a holiday miracle … 1) because I purchased something for one of my co-workers and 2) that Twisted Sister is still alive and/or kicking.
Something you WON’T find on my iPod this year is the latest by Flatulina. Her new CD, FLATULINA’S FABULOUS HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR! features your favorite holiday tunes set to … well, flatulence, which is apparently all the rage this year … even more so if it’s done with sleigh bells and background harmonies.
I’m hoping someone gets me A Dangerously Groovy Christmas by The Outtengrand Orchestra for Xmas. Why? Because when you think dangerous … you think me. And when you think groovy … again, me.
And finally, just because it’s REALLY been on my nerves this year … I would like someone to tell me why – for the love of God and all that is pure in this world – WHY The Carpenters are playing EVERY time I turn on XM radio or my digital cable music channel. I loved their Christmas Portrait album as much as the next person … but there seems to be a Carpenter conspiracy this year.
So from me to you … here’s wishing all of you … well, most of you … okay, just those of you who get me presents … a safe, festive, happy holiday season. See you next year!